Dearest Tumblr, I decided to cut my own hair a little more risqué than I’m used to. I used clippers all around only leaving the top. I kind of like it, but now I don’t know how to style it. Help me choose:

a. Cloud

b. Flames

c. School Boy

d. Fauxhawk

P.S. I’m gonna turn Barbarella in Austin into Bearbarella tomorrow. See you there?