My 17-month-old beard straightened and brushed out.

Eleven months of growth with two months to go to complete my year commitment.

Gonna throw my beard a beardday party in October. He’s turning one! I’m so excited.

We’ll have beard cupcakes, beard-shaped cookies, pin the beard on the Queen V, beard contest, and we’ll watch Growin’ A Beard. Beard piñata? You bet!

Gonna buy him presents like beard shampoo, beard conditioner, beard oil, a beard brush, and a beard chew toy. My baby is growing down. :: wipes tear :: If he sees his shadow, I’ll do at least another six weeks of growth. If he doesn’t, I’ll trim a bit!

I just want you all to see what my friend Leah (click for her Tumblr) made for me. I think it looks great! Don’t you? The left one is my from the Queen V Tees (my business) photoshoot with Ben Briones (his business). My friends are br00t4l \m/.

Found a few of these bad boys not on queenvtees.com. $10 gets you a tee + U.S. shipping. #queenvtees #queenv #freehugs #McAllen #Texas #screenprinting #graphicdesign #beard #Mexican (Taken with Instagram)

Made this because it irks me how Austin thinks it’s being cultural when it’s just being dumb.

This is what my three-month beard looks like brushed out.

thedailywhat:

The Six Million Dollar Pup of the Day: Redditor extreme_matt writes: “My girlfriend’s dog lost a paw when it was a puppy. Today, Chacha is complete again and super excited!”

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awwww, lololol <3

Chihuahuas and I have a love/hate relationship. I’m loving this one.

Dearest Tumblr, I decided to cut my own hair a little more risqué than I’m used to. I used clippers all around only leaving the top. I kind of like it, but now I don’t know how to style it. Help me choose:

a. Cloud

b. Flames

c. School Boy

d. Fauxhawk

P.S. I’m gonna turn Barbarella in Austin into Bearbarella tomorrow. See you there?

Dearest followers, this girl right here is what is called my “ruca.” Being raised in the same region/culture as Selena, it’s hard for me to gauge her influence/spread. Not sure how much you non-Texans/non-South Texans know about Selena. She’s como la flor.