Gonna throw my beard a beardday party in October. He’s turning one! I’m so excited.

We’ll have beard cupcakes, beard-shaped cookies, pin the beard on the Queen V, beard contest, and we’ll watch Growin’ A Beard. Beard piñata? You bet!

Gonna buy him presents like beard shampoo, beard conditioner, beard oil, a beard brush, and a beard chew toy. My baby is growing down. :: wipes tear :: If he sees his shadow, I’ll do at least another six weeks of growth. If he doesn’t, I’ll trim a bit!

I just want you all to see what my friend Leah (click for her Tumblr) made for me. I think it looks great! Don’t you? The left one is my from the Queen V Tees (my business) photoshoot with Ben Briones (his business). My friends are br00t4l \m/.

Dearest Tumblr, I decided to cut my own hair a little more risqué than I’m used to. I used clippers all around only leaving the top. I kind of like it, but now I don’t know how to style it. Help me choose:

a. Cloud

b. Flames

c. School Boy

d. Fauxhawk

P.S. I’m gonna turn Barbarella in Austin into Bearbarella tomorrow. See you there?